What could be but probably won't.

I just had the most productive winter break ever watching five seasons of Supernatural. But that took only about two weeks, so I still had a lot of time to kill. I used that time to develop an unhealthy obsession with that new Nick show Big Time Rush. The rest of the time was spent on Facebook. I never understood how people could spend so much time on Facebook. I mean what is there to do? And then I discovered the ultimate time killer. Robot Unicorn Attack and watching my screen hoping that the guy I like would start a chat with me. And then I went to that dangerous dangerous place. I convinced myself that he was sitting at his house watching his screen hoping I would start a chat with him, and that we were both too shy, nervous, awkward people to ever start anything together. But eventually thanks to Facebook stalking (isn't that friendship thing a little creepy? But I'll say it. Thank god for it!) I realized that girls were talking to him and he was talking to other girls, and he probably thought I hated him when in reality I adored everything about him. But I know myself, I'll never do anything about it. So here's to guys from my past, and here's to a lovely college to return to full of douchebags and assholes. 

E.